Blake Shelton Wins Twitter War vs PETA, Part 1
Blake Shelton Wins Twitter War vs PETA, Part 1
Blake Shelton fans, who have been enjoying the singer/avid hunter's hilarious Twitter feud with animal rights group PETA for several weeks now, got sad news today: @officialpeta (the group's Twitter account) has blocked Blake, which means he can no longer get their messages to mock. It appears that in the Blake vs. PETA showdown, PETA blinked.
He announced the news Thuesday, on Twitter, of course:
blakeshelton: Well... I think we all knew this day would come.... You may want set down... I've been blocked by PETA!!!!!
Blake started mocking the group's pro-vegan, anti-fur messages in July, with such comments as:
officialpeta: Only animals should wear fur!
blakeshelton: Yeah, but they hide all the meat under there!!!! Dipshit.....
officialpeta: That's right, there's nothing funny about BBQing cats:
blakeshelton: Ha! Ha! Sorry but when you say it like that it is damn funny! Ha!
officialpeta: Meat is Murder!
blakeshelton: Yes, delicious murder....
officialpeta: Victory! Aussie designer Alannah Hill gives bunnies a break
blakeshelton: Awesome! Is she just cutting off the parts she needs?!!!..
And the group even seemed to encourage his interest, at first.
officialpeta: Hey we love your interest!
blakeshelton: Thanks! I do try to take care of animals... I always make sure there cooked just right!!!
However, it seems they decided to stop beating a dead horse (sorry, I couldn't help the anti-PC idiom!) and give up on trying to convert or at least educate Blake, who proudly displays animal heads on his walls and tweets about lookng forward to hunting season.
But don't worry, Blake rant fans, it appears he has two new targets: peta2 and environmental group Greenpeace. Let the next tweet battle begin!
blakeshelton: Hello peta2 .... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is Blake Shelton.. This could be the begining of a beautiful relationship!!!
Greenpeace: We are all bearing witness to climate change. Climate impacts from around the world
blakeshelton: I think they call it seasons....
Below are a few of Shelton's funnier messages to and about PETA. (Be warned, bad language and rude photos are plentiful!).
blakeshelton: Anything to save a life, wanna take the 30-day veg-pledge? We dare you! (via @officialpeta) Ok! Only if you try my 30 minute chicken choke!!
blakeshelton: What’s worse than the Double Down Chicken Sandwich? (via @officialpeta) The fact that you're fighting for an animal that eats it's own shit!
blakeshelton: Down with the Double Deadly Carcass Burger! (via @officialpeta) Yes!! And up with the triple stacker!!
blakeshelton: In the mood for some souper news?(via @officialpeta) Did y'all finally decide to shut the F&CK up?!!!! That IS super!!!!
blakeshelton: Those poor chickens need someone to speak for them (via @officialpeta) Guess that's where a cock like you comes in...
blakeshelton: Hey #McCruelty, choke on this bird: (via @officialpeta) Hey PETA, choke on this bird... http://yfrog.com/0tg6lj
blakeshelton: ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? (via @officialpeta) Got to admit it.. That's pretty funny stuff. Now back to my McNuggets..
blakeshelton: ILUVTOFU, what vegan doesn’t? http://ow.ly/kKDE (via @officialpeta) Does this really say "I luv to f u"?
blakeshelton: Animal testing breaks hearts! (via @officialpeta) Yeah! And bow hunting breaks there lungs!!! Goodmorning dipshits.....
blakeshelton: In US military trauma training live pigs r shot, stabbed & burned! (via @officialpeta) Awesome!!! Where do I sign up?!!!!
blakeshelton: Here are our top 10 reasons to keep pork off your fork! (via @officialpeta) 10 reasons I can't stand y'all... Starts and ends with dipshits
blakeshelton: Fish are our friends not our food. Sea Kittens have feelings too(via @officialpeta) Now I have a craving for fried catfish.... Dipshits..
blakeshelton: Thanks for spreading the message! (via @officialpeta) No problem!!! I'll always be proud to tell people what dipshits y'all are......
blakeshelton: Hey #McCruelty, choke on this bird: (via @officialpeta) Hey PETA, choke on this bird... http://yfrog.com/0tg6lj
blakeshelton: Hey PETA.... I took this picture just for you!!! http://yfrog.com/ekkwhj
blakeshelton: Dear PETA.. Picking on our U.S. Military now? You've reached a new level of dipshitness!.. Go back to fast food and sex with gerbels...
blakeshelton: Hey PETA, I call this picture "adding insult to injury".... Enjoy! http://yfrog.com/9e83bcj
